What Play....

Was going to hang out with Jake for a bit, we went to disc reply. My mom asked where I was going, so I told her Jake & I were going to disc reply. She then proceeds to ask me what PLAY me and Jake are going to see!!

Married

Isabella told my mom she wanted to get married. My mom asked who. My niece told her Jackson, her friend she plays with. My sister then said what about Anthony??
Isabella said oh, and Anthony too. My mom told her, you can only marry one!! Just one boy
She look at my mom and said, "Why, I have 2 hands!!"
Oh what a hand full!!

Step mom (Ella)

Was talking to my sister on vid chat, she said she loves her mom, and that her mom is her favorite!! So I asked her, "well what if you have a step mom??" She said, "I just won't go upstairs, I stay in the front room, kitchen and I can go in the basement with my mommy" She thought Step mom had something to do with the steps that lead upstairs to her room!! Too Cute!!

Its like hair... (Mom)

The dog was laying down and I was walking past, there was a chunk of hair ready to fall off the dog, so I leaned down and I pulled it off, and there was some more so I pulled it.
My mom is behind me and yells at me, "QUIT PULLING THE DOG'S FUR, IT HURT JUST LIKE IF YOU WERE PULLING HAIR!!"
I Turned and looked at her, "mom, fur is hair"

In the trash (Ella)

Ella: Guess where my toys are?!?!?
Me: Where??
Ella: In the trash!!
Me: Why??
Ella: Mommy threw them in there, she threw them away!!
Me: How come she threw them away??
Ella:I was mean to my daddy!!

Mormons (Mom)

My Mom: I have to call you back the damn f***ing Mormons are here and they already know I'm home!!

 

Hit me (Ella)

Me: You Hit Me!!
Ella: I'm Sorry.
Me: You better be!!
Ella: Hush!!
Me: What???
Ella: I SAID H U S H!!!!